Doug,
Speaking for myself, I wasn't chiding you as a whiner, just trying to be upbeat.
The grasshopper joke owes to just having visited the B and O Railroad museum in Baltimore. The "making my layout worthy" is an inside joke to myself....twice, I have had LHS owners make comments along those lines to me, which is an odd sales strategy by my former favorite LHS, LOL.
The last comment is somewhat specific, assuming you are going all out and getting sound. I did get a CSX with sound, and love it, but it strikes me as odd to worry about it, since my layout is currently the plywood central. Of course, with the limited run mentality, if a loco we want comes out, I know we have to snap it up if we really want it, so some mismatches are going to occur.
Short version....it is what it is!